5th and Red River: Austin, TX

-SXSW on a Saturday
-Khaki shorts
-Wristbands
-Asked to use my cell phone to call a buddy (got a call later, guy disappeared…)

Verdict: not homeless, but not a hipster either. Just drunk…

Berkeley, California

-Hoodie

-Blanket

-Chillin at Peets Coffee

-Jesus Groomed

-Playin a Sony PSP?

Verdict: Unpossible to determine.